Glaze Masters on Social Media : J&K Assembly’s Great Question Shortage Creates Political Outrage

Srinagar :In Jammu & Kashmir, asking questions is usually a national pastime, but the Assembly’s autumn session is facing an unexpected drought! Peoples Conference leader Sajad Lone has raised the alarm, accusing the Speaker of slapping a strict rationing system on legislative curiosity. Move over, essential commodities—it turns out that inquiry quotas are the newest item on Kashmir’s black market!
Lone claims that restricting an MLA’s question quota is like handing a chef a kitchen without spices or giving a politician a microphone with no volume control. While citizens wonder if lawmakers will now have to trade their debate time like precious playground coupons, political insiders suggest the Assembly might soon introduce a “Pay-Per-Question” subscription model.
Will lawmakers be forced to ask half-questions, or will they resort to dramatic hand gestures and interpretive dance during Question Hour? Either way, J&K politics remains delightfully spicy, leaving everyone wondering: in this grand democratic bazaar, who secretly hoarded all the remaining question marks?