Glaze Masters On Social Media: Ah! YouTubers Get Updates On Cabinet Reshuffle From CM Omar!

Srinagar : Forget standard government meetings—Jammu & Kashmir’s cabinet reshuffle is officially being decided on YouTube! Local digital anchors equipped with collar mics and dramatic background music claim Chief Minister Omar Abdullah personally WhatsApped them at 2:00 AM asking, “Bhai, who should I drop?”
With thumbnails screaming “BIGGEST EXCLUSIVE!”, channels report ministers like Surinder Choudhary, Sakina Itoo, Satish Sharma, Javed Rana, and Javid Dar are being dropped—mostly because their names are too long for YouTube titles!
Meanwhile, new faces are being inducted based strictly on subscriber counts. Local vloggers are set to take over Information & Public Relations, while top comment-section regulars leaving “First View!” are eyeing Minister of State berths.
According to hosts, Omar Saab promised to swear in ministers only if viewers smash the like button and drop portfolio suggestions below. While the Secretariat remains clueless, citizens are waiting for the next video upload!