Srinagar: Forget ground reality; Jammu & Kashmir’s political arena has officially migrated to 4K resolution. A brigade of self-proclaimed regional heavyweights, freshly rejected by actual voters and stripped of their deposits in the 2024 assembly elections, have found a cozy new constituency: the Instagram Reel. Having mastered the art of losing elections by micro-margins or catastrophic landslides, these viral visionaries now spend their days lecturing actual elected leaders, offering unsolicited wisdom from the safety of ring lights.
Why bother addressing broken roads, water crises, or civic welfare when you can strike a dramatic pose, pair it with a cinematic background score, and crown yourself the supreme Chief Minister of Cyberia? Armed with crisp traditional attire, rehearsed outrage, and zero assembly seats, these digital stalwarts prove that while ground-level work is entirely missing, high-speed internet keeps political delusion delightfully alive and well. After all, who needs an electoral mandate when you can rule the algorithm with double-taps and dramatic filters?
